Party Dawg$

Last Saturday , October 24 , I went to my friend Mireille's birthday party. She rented out Skateland , along with a few other families who were also celebrating birthdays on that day. Skateland is an establishment that focuses on roller blading and roller skating. I haven't gone roller skating since I was four years old, but I quickly go used to it after watching my friends skate past me. After skating around in circles for a few minutes , my friend Greg and I went to the dj to request some songs we wanted to hear played over the speaker system. After a few minutes of arguing , we decided lose hope of the dj playing Chief Keef. After a few more minutes of skating I went to a small dining area where dinner was being served. I drank some delectable beverage and munched on some scrumptious pizza. About 30 minutes later , the birthday cake was served and we all sang happy birthday and ate cake. Then , Dax decided to rap battle Mireille's dad , and because of Dax's super hot fire , her dad quickly gave up. The party ended soon after , and I grabbed my party favor of cotton candy , and Dax's lovely mother took me back to her house where I was picked up.

Pedlow

If you know me , you most likely know that I skateboard and one of my favorite places is Pedlow skatepark.  Last Friday , I went to Pedlow with my friends Max , Russell , Greg , Ryan , and Kenny. Max paid for an uber after school that could sit atleast 6 people  , and we waited at Starbucks for our ride to show up. After about 10 minutes , our uber had arrived and we all went on our way to the skatepark. Our goal for the day was to get footage for a YouTube video we were working on, called "sk9r boiz". We arrived at the park and thanked the driver , then quickly skated off into the park grounds. We began warming up by skating a small ledge near the entrance of the park. After a few minutes , Greg decided that he wanted to skate one of the biggest drops in the park. It was almost 6 feet tall , and by far the biggest thing any of us have ever skated. Greg tried it for a few minutes but quickly realized his ankles weren't ready for that kind of impact. We skated all around the park for the next few hours , and everybody had fun. We decided to end the day by eating some pizza and Cheetos  that we got from the ice cream truck outside.

Dax's House

Last Friday , October 9th, I went over to one of my very good pal Dax's house, along with my other good pal Russ.  Dax's mother , Tasha , better known as the notorious Mama Bezner , picked us all up from school in her radiantly colored Chevrolet Volt. We were all sitting comfortably on our cellular devices when Dax suggested we listen to some obscene and inappropriate gangster rap. I took this into consideration for a second , and then I plugged my phone into the AUX and began to blast a new up-and-coming rappers hit single , "Drill Time" by Slim Jesus. It was totally fire , but Dax turned down the beat to express his desire for a Halloween Whopper from Burger King. Mama Bezner , being the totally radical and righteous mom that she is, told us that she would all get us Burger king. We got our food which satisfied us until we got to Dax's house. Once we arrived we immediately started destroying his and his neighbors property , and shredding up his flat bar. After a good few minutes of skating , we all went into the backyard to go swimming.  After our quick dip in the pool , we had a super manly and confidential talk about our love for tea cup poodles. We went back outside and continued skating ,  only to come back inside again to play WWE wrestling on the xbox. After playing video games , Russ and I decided totable it out for real.We had a super intense fist fight , and blood was lost on both sides. We both had some broken ribs and traumatic head injuries , but were both okay now. That pretty much sums up my time at Dax's house , I hope you enjoyed !

Scandalous Street Thugs

My blog this week will be about some of the cool events that happened over the weekend. After school on Friday I went over to my friend Greg's house along with my other friend Dax. Once we arrived at his house we immediately grabbed our skateboards out of the trunk and began skating down the massive hills that built up his neighborhood. We all were very eager to skate an abandoned tennis court that was just a few blocks up. Once we arrived , we snuck into the property by crawling through a tiny whole in the fence that was hidden by bushes. We went in and began to notice that the property was filled with signs saying "No trespassing " and "Security cameras in use"  but since thats never stopped us before , we just presumed skating. We got a good 20 minutes of skating in before stuff started to get interesting. We heard a car pull up in front , and since Greg had been talking about how ADT security was always coming to check up on the property , we started to run. We knew we couldn't run out the front without them seeing us, so we ran to the side of the tennis court and hid behind a large fence and ducked down in a tiny gap between the fence and the surrounding hillside.  Unfortunately , we were too late. The two security guards began walking towards us and we knew we had to accept our fate. To our surprise , the men were actually quite nice , and they seemed to understand all we wanted to do was skate. We left and thanked the guys for being so kind. It's rare to be kicked out of somewhere that smoothly , it usually involves yelling , fighting , the cops , and stuff like that. For example , today my friends Dax, Max, and I just rolled up to a stair set and were greeted with a screaming woman saying that if we didn't leave right away she would call the police. So ya , being a skateboarder isn't always the easiest thing , but it sure is fun.